--- /dev/null	Thu Jan 01 00:00:00 1970 +0000
+++ b/bin/slap	Sat May 29 23:05:56 2021 +0000
@@ -0,0 +1,2 @@
+#!/bin/bash
+shuf -n1 $HACKENV/etc/slap_creatures | xargs action $"slaps $1 around a bit with a"